Mansion for Sale

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

darrynek:

hungarian:

i wanna be rich enough to eat out every night

it’s simple just become a lesbian

sydthe-sloth:

how many followers do I need before someone makes a fan blog for me

doctordude:

Yahoo’s 100% REAL NOT FAKE LEAKED PRIORITIES:

1. KILL FANDOMS (WTF? I  KNO)

2.

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

amoying:

amoying:

what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?

a piaNO

amoying:

*one hand holding food, other hand blogging* 

holocaustincarlile:

IM SO ANGRY BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO CUTE AND WHY AM I NOT KISSING THEM

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys