deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(Reblogged from ecooli)

kernalmustache:

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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healthcare

(Source: onlinegf)

(Reblogged from jealousies)

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(Reblogged from accidently)

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

(Reblogged from life-of-a-teenage-loner)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(Reblogged from oknope)

(Source: innerom)

(Reblogged from laughbitches)

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

(Reblogged from postulation)
(Reblogged from laughbitches)

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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(Reblogged from laughbitches)

drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again

(Source: castielsteenwolf)

(Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese)